It's the Random Music Generator! Listen to any one of hundreds of tracks from this site.  And let me tell you, there's a lot of strange stuff on this site!  I just listened back to a few random samplings myself, and it's pretty avant-garde.  So if you're hiring me for piano work, don't get the impression that my repertoire includes everything you might hear here.  Hear...here.  

How about a less ambitious update...with something raw and unfinished?  And not loud enough?  And no melody yet?  Hooray!  But still, unbearably catchy.  Here is what will be, but isn't, quite yet, at Thrashie's Workshop.