Listen to The Grand Insignificance, my most recent album, in its demented entirety!

It's the Random Music Generator! Listen to any one of hundreds of tracks from this site.  And let me tell you, there's a lot of strange stuff on this site!  I just listened back to a few random samplings myself, and it's pretty avant-garde.  So if you're hiring me for piano work, don't get the impression that my repertoire includes everything you might hear here.  Hear...here.  

They're back!  Whatever their names are, the conversation in this episode of "The Pitchy and Shifty Show" will blow your mind!  Click the link in the sentence before this one, and check it out! 

It's our latest, now on the Thrashie's Workshop page! 

It looks like today is the big day for this milestone!  The Cat Food Song 

It's my new music video!  Does it cross the line between art and pornography?  You decide!  Watch In My Raincoat! 

Watch for the new video on Monday, February 13th... In the meantime, enjoy this groovy love song, just in time for Valentine's Day. 

In My Raincoat